Howard the Duck for obvious reasons.
Bouncing Boy. He bounces. And before anyone says “But he’s invulnerable too!” That doesn’t stop him from being lame.
Matter Eater Lad just because.
El Guapo. Guy is in a relationship with his skateboard. And an abusive one at that. Seriously.
Goldballs. Shoots gold balls out of his body. That’s it. But I guess he’d be world-class dodgeball player.
Dogwelder. He welds dead dogs to criminals’ faces. More horrifying than lame, really.